CASHMAN FIRED

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  1. mrmel29

    mrmel29 Well-Known Member

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    Alright, alright JUNE FOOLS. Now tell the truth how many of you came in on this thinking your prayers have been answered and Hal grew a pair of balls??
     
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    cagedlion "I am the problem, and I am the solution."

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    mrmel, nice try. The media is sitting on
    this one......just waiting.....so they could
    report it first. But, I like your form.....ALL
    CAPITAL LETTERS.
     
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    Honestly Mel as soon as I saw the thread my 1st thought was "Its a little late for April fools". No lie. But..............................it was a nice thought.
     
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    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    ...GD you mel !

    ...you're going to hell for that one.
     
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    I was once going to start a thread titled " Cashman bitten by a snake" then inside the box "Don't worry the snake will live!"

    Got to admit I was hoping this thread was true, Maybe the Steins had a bad day and took it out on Cashman.
     
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    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    ...I can envision the meeting between the Steins and Cashman after last season;

    Hal; "Brian, you realize that your contract is up, right?"

    Cashman; "Yes"

    Hal; And you do realized we've missed the PS 2 years in a row, right?"

    Cashman; "Yes"

    Hal; "And you do realize they we gave you a blank checkbook and you still managed to fuck this roster up, right?"

    Cashman; "Yes"



    ...long pause.


    Hal; "OK, me and Hank talked it over and since you've done such an inept job so far, we're gonna reward you with a new contract so that maybe this time you can straighten the roster out....Is 3 more years enough ?"

    Cashman; "Yes, 3 years would be nice...are free hookers included?"

    Hal; "Of course".




    [Hal, Hank, and Cashman get up from the table high-fiving each other]
     
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    Pathetic thing is that may well have been how it actually went! I think the best part of the Katzenjammer Kids went down Georges leg.
     
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    NAH, I still think it involved somebody on there knees.
     
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    Hammerojustice Chief Caveman, Keeper of Thor's Hammer

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    I wish
     
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    You forgot the part where he blamed KLong for not implementing his offensive plan.
     
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    Speaking of getting fired I see the Padres fired Bud Black today Good baseball man just went through too many changes with the Padres cheapskate Brass and probably had no chance with the current regime. . I've got a feeling that Robin Ventura may be next. With all the deals the White Sox made they were pre-season picks to succeed, not going in the planed direction.
     
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    Every time I hear that name I think of the quiz," what battery mates shared the name of a popular tool company? And the answer was Black & Decker. The Giants had Bud Black as pitcher & Steve Decker as the catcher.
     
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    Mattingly23NY Turning Fastballs Into Souveneir's ~

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    Honestly, when I saw this OP, I thought this has to be a joke, and it is..........

    Hank is lacking the wits and balls to terminate Trashman......

    but damn would I love to see the Kids sale out, to a group that will bring many more Dynasties to the Bronx.....as well as The Trashman being picked up by "Waste Management"......
     
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