Once upon a time, the head football coach at Oregon was Dick Enright, and the head basketball coach was Dick Harter. As the saying went on campus "if you can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!" Gimme a break - it was the 70s!
You would still be second rate, compared to a guy I went to school with, Dick Kanoff. Seventh grade I think it was, the teach had us all introduce ourself to the class. She blanched when Dick took his turn. She blew a fuse when his brother Jack came up.