Games have already started. The Blazers don't start for another week or so. Here's the roster and schedule: http://www.nba.com/summerleague/2015/teams/blazers/#schedule (Nobody on the roster yet).
No, they haven't even offered me one those. Don't need a spit bucket guy but a towel girl sure would be nice.
Then bother me a week from now. We just lost 4 starters, Afflalo, and maybe Freeland, Wright, and Gee. That's a million times as important, and it's now, not a week from now.
The way the last week has gone, there may be no NBA in a year. But then, there will be no one around to enjoy it, anyway. Well, maybe Greece. They'll outlive us all.
Were you on the band that kept playing while the Titanic sank? We're all goners. Fucking band wouldn't take requests. So I punched a hole in the ship.