Do you think OKC will match the offer for Kanter?

I just voted.

 

I imagine the call going something like this:

Office of Neil Olshey: Good day, you've reached the office of Neil Olshey, General Manager of The Portland Trail Blazers, how can I help you?

Sam Presti: Sam Presti speaking, could you put Neil on the line, please?

Office of Neil Olshey: Is he expecting your call, sir?

Presti: YES! Put him on the phone, PLEASE!

Neil Olshey: Hey Samo, how the hell are ya??

Presti: Uh...hey Neil, were matching the Enes Kanter offer sheet.

Olshey: Oh? What was that? Penis cancer? I'm sorry man. (audible giggles in the back ground)

Presti: No! ENES...KANTER! .

Olshey: Oh, K-A-N-D...

Presti: No, E-N-E-S K-A-N-T-E-R, Enes Kanter!

Olshey: Oh yeah, that's right, there is no D in Kanter, is there? (audible giggles in the back ground)

Pressti: Jesus Christ! You kiddin' me?

Olshey: Maybe he can buy one with all that money of yours we just gave him. (belly laughter in the back ground)

Presti: What the fuck?

Olshey: OK, thanks for calling Sammy. Best of luck in future endeavors. Bye.

Presti: Yeah, fuck you, asshole!

Olshey: Bye now...(click)

Presti: Motherfucker!

 

I did too! And I got it right!

 

I personally was not that excited to get Kanter....I mean, the dude is kind of a coin flip, good offense, bad defense. Well, horrendeous defense of historic porportions if you believe the stats.

His offensive arsenal isn't really that much better than Kaman's. And who want's a fucking Turk?

 

I debated which way to go, but I too got it right in the end.

 

Don't feel like the Lone Ranger. The entire OKC franchise just took it right in the end!

 

As long as it was the Johnny Depp bomb Lone Ranger, he's dreamy.

 

I was happy either way. In the end it wasnt about us as much as it was about fucking the thunder over. And im ok with that.