I'd do it just to have an awesome Jersey lineup. Harkless Plumlee Douglas-Roberts Aminu Connaughton Vonleh Those are some dope names to rock on the back of a jersey.
We have one hyphen on the team, at least it's in his first name and I don't have to see it on a jersey. I prefer my Blazers roster to be hyphen-free.
For all the people bitching about Portland not signing top-tier talent.... I say fuck you. We signed a motherfucking prince. How's that for top-tier?