Star Wars: The Force Awakens Official Teaser

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    Yeah the star destroyer crashed was epic!

    I'm curious who is leading things right now? Also, who's the evil Sith?
     
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    My hope is that the rebellion ended up like a failed insurrection, and the empire remains, but in a weakened, chaotic state... a grand civil war like The Romance of the 7 Kingdoms or something.
     
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    After seeing this trailer it makes me think... If I don't get to see a good live action dragon Ball z movie before I die, what was this life all about?
     
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    Fuck... yes...

    This was still a teaser, can't wait for the 1st actual full-length trailer.
     
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    Does the black guy have Asthma?
     
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    No, he's allergic to Asian cheese
     
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    I can't wait. :P
     
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    Saw Antman tonight and watched the Star Wars trailer again. Why does Han Solo look 40 years older, but Chewbacca hasn't aged a day?
     
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    Because in that Galaxy, dog years are like 7 human years
     
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    Kinda like how at 900 years old (minus 20 years) Yoda's doing spinning lightsaber battles with the baddest Sith guys ever, then in Episode V he's running around with Luke training him, then a year later he's barely crawling into bed and dying...
    (And don't get me started on how he can gasp out "there....is.....another....sky....walk....errrr...." instead of "Leia your sister is")
    Talk about falling off a cliff...
     
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    He's like Asian men. They look great until they hit age 70 and fall off a cliff, usually getting much shorter, barely able to walk and their face look like it was melted from a nuclear holocaust.
     
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    You have to remember that he had to use the force to keep his identity and location a secret. Same reason why Obi Wan aged so much in just 18 or so years.
     
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    I'm not sure what you mean... I don't remember any movies other than the three they made. If you're talking those fan-films that were popular in the 90's, they frankly don't even bother to match continuity, so why bother trying to think about them?
     
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    Sounds like I might be getting my wish.
     
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    Wookiees live 200+ years; if he aged 40 years from young to slightly middle-aged, he won't look like he aged much.
     
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    I just looked and standard wookie lifespan is 400 years.
     
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