I hate this part of the season, where nothing of note happens for weeks on end, leaving us to make up random shit to talk about. When does training camp start? October? 2ish months from now? Is there a countdown clock somewhere I can stare at or something? What do you guys usually do this time of year? The humanity!
Q. Why don’t any of the Spurs players drive Japanese cars? A. They don’t think they will understand what is said on the radio. Q. How can you tell when LMA has a Texas girlfriend? A. Tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup. Q. What do you get when you put 10 Spurs cheerleaders in one room A. A full set of teeth. Q. You are stuck in a cave with an angry grizzly bear, a mountain lion and a Spurs fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A. Shoot the Spurs fan….twice. Q. What’s the difference between a litter of puppies and LMA? A. Puppies stop whining after 8 weeks.
Something random to talk about... Is LMA already second guessing his decision? With all the interviews of him trying to defend his choice and smooth things out. I am wondering now, if he is questioning his own decision. HAHAHAHAHA
Headed to a far away beach to do some snorkeling, no phone, no internet..just a long trip. Enjoy the summer guys. Back when I'm back!
For Riverman. Imagine it's forever 1979, California, feathered hair and yacht rock baby! Boomer Paradise!