OMFG, I mean OMFG X 10...... Rick told me he was doing some acting, in D list Movies, little did I know, and nothing did He say, to let me know it was all about Porno's....get this- He just opened His 2nd film studio IN Arkansaw's darkest woods......however, this Pic was done while filming, in His First Studio in NY; on the 8th Floor of The Trump Tower...... You Don't want to see Act II, in which Rick gets His Pornstache ride, with this same Babe sitting on His Face. His entire head and abdomen engulfed by this Swamp Thing, Clay Face; Jumbo Heavy Body- Joba Da Hutt, Sexy Chick, when He did His '2 Wild and Crazy Guys' move at the American Legion.....and boy did He Score. His bed is now in the cellar after falling through 8 floors, into the basement, where its remained. Cause of accident, Swamp Babe riding Rick 'n His bed like it were a Bull....... Rick suffered minor Asphyxiation, and recovered without de-fib, only CPR;from this Big Mama's Orifice.......not sure which one.......??? He's now being treated for Intensive Shock, with a Stress Disorder, can't blame Him......He will need all of our morale support, thru these hard times. On the front page in every Major City's Newspaper, Rick's now a celebrity for all the wrong reasons...... Rick the Crane is coming to save your Girl.....
