The Blazer Rap

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Orion Bailey, Aug 14, 2015.

  1. 0-Our!

    0-Our! Noob-ish

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    For some reason... it feels like I'm watchin' 8 Mile?:bwpopcorn:
     
  2. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    okay fools, with your text book rules
    thinking rapping only belongs in a box

    This roses are red, violets are Blue,
    Love Me Do, Love Me Not sux cox...

    See, you need a new style, shiiit....
    you could learn something from 8mile, see...
    walk the other side, surf the other tide, fly so high the words travel the skies...and feel the beat.
    Now I'd like to address this so called mess everyone says my Blazers are in, sayin' were young and thin, not gonna win, just a buncha babies in the crib....and.. I ain't buyin' that shit.
    cause see, i've moved around, i've traveled much ground, same skill set but humble and bound.
    Sometimes it works sometimes it don't, but for most, change is dope.
    So just cause your flash pan in history shows a glimpse of frivalry,
    one must understand man can adapt to a change of plan.
    Don't be so quick to judge, give these guys a chance to run and gun. Their young, could be fun and Olshey ain't dumb.
    The roster isnt a box of rocks tossed on the court for some lotto stock.
    Allen would never settle for a quitter, a half court shitter, so its time you turn that negativity around, enough with the damn frown. QUIT BEING SO BITTER!

    Dame thrives as the underdog. He has fight that will carry them on. I predict these guys leanr quick and before you know it, win win win!!!!
     
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  3. oldfisherman

    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    To the young man flappin his trap
    Hopin’ soon you realize where it’s at
    And glad the SC2 site got into this act

    Cowboy poetry and rappin be the same
    Except the rappin beat is less tame
    To think otherwise is just lame.

    First the black rappers imitated the white cowboys
    Now you say white rappers are pretending to be black choirboys
    The truth is, all of us black and white boys are just trying to be girl toys.
     
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  4. BonesJones

    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    :smiley-195517897341
     
  5. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Steps in and snatches the mic

    When I step on the court I'm the go to guy
    And if you didn't know Imma show you why
    I spin like Michael Jackson when I blow right by
    After I take two steps then you know who flies
    Over your center and your power forward posterized
    Is how they end up, bent up, slow to rise. No two guys
    can stop me. 4 or 5 with hopeful eyes
    Watch me it's no surprise. I'm s'posed to sky
    over the competition. Hittin' J after J and I'm not missin'.
    On fire you know that I got ignition.
    Unconscious ain't no helpin' my condition.
    Ain't no stoppin' this when, I'm comin' through the lane
    cause my crossovers breakin' down the opposition
    And when I'm not scoring I'm assistin'
    No look alley oops when I be dishin'

    Pass it to me at the top of the key
    Even if you played D I'll be poppin' a 3
    You hack me and the act it's not shockin' to see
    It's a 4 point play cause I'm droppin' what's Free.

    Drops Mic...
     
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  6. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Damn D, that was tight!
     
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  7. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Most of these wack rhymes bring a new meaning to the term Flow Offense.

    I was waiting for the Rappin' Referee to chime in, and I wasn't disappointed but the rest of you guys...
     
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    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    And i was just going to complain about white guys only rhyming the last word of a line and having no flow.
     
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  9. 0-Our!

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    WordS :koolaid:!!! We get more rhymes like this... & we'll have to call this place "RApcitytOO!:breakdance:
     
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  10. BonesJones

    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    I'm on vacation at the moment. Just wait..
     
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  11. Orion Bailey

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    Ohh pullleaze...
     
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    I know you want it bad man but begging isn't gonna get me home faster.

    BUT WHEN I GET BACK

    I'll get in Dat booth and drop
    Sorry For The Wait: Bonesez' Blazer Edition
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I wrote this just now so I could join the rapper beat.

    There was a young rapper named Williams
    Who wrote a song that made him millions.
    His rhythm would shake
    Irish stew he did bake
    Actually he came from Italians.
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Assassin!!!!!!!
     
  15. 0-Our!

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    THE Italian Scallion!!![​IMG]
     
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    My rap alter ego is a black dude named Cre'Monte. He's the chocolate to my vanilla.
     
  17. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    This just in: Rappers can be white now!:ghoti:
     
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    Hickory dickory dock,
    Oden pulled out his cock.
    It brought him some fame
    Kingspeed came
    Into the end of a sock.
     
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    Maaags wife has got it goin on
    She's all I want, and ive waited for so long.
    Hcp cant you see? Youre just not the girl for me.
    I know you wear a thong but im in love with mags daughters mom
     
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    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    Eminem, logic, brother ali, slug, grieves, and diabolic all disagree with you
     
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