High School Reunions

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  1. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    That's what I was sayin'. The only good reason to attend the 20th is if you're single....divorced milfs are almost guaranteed. And they're there looking to hook up.
     
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    Best strategy here is to tell every good looking girl, at the reunion, that you "had a crush on them back in highschool but were to shy to ever say anything. Haha kids right?" Then change the subject. By the end of the night you will have your pick. Money in the bank.
     
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  3. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Didn't go to my 10th. Wasn't happy with where I was in my life. Went to my 20th and had a BLAST! It was great to see people, even the ones I wasn't friends with back in the day. You should go! The soccer mom milf honeys were all OVER The HCP! [​IMG]


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    THE HCP, Aug 19, 2015
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    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 AWOL

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    This makes me wanna go to some random reunion and see if I can lie my way into people's memories
     
    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94, Aug 19, 2015
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  5. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    nice to see you dressed up for the reunion...

    Are you sure the reason why the soccer moms weren't all over you was because they needed someone to do their landscaping and thought you were perfect for it?



    (btw, those jokes never get old. I mean ha, you're (part) Mexican, so obviously you must know how to do that, or only do that).

    Serious question HCP, how many people there tried to hit you up for blazer tickets or swag?
     
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  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Don't know if that's worth flying to Portland, getting a hotel room etc. I can go down the street to any bar and find that. I'm getting the feeling the "reunion" is gonna be an extended happy hour, kind of like your pic.
     
    EL PRESIDENTE, Aug 19, 2015
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    The blondies got some nice tiggles. Give her my number.
     
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  8. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Nice they could be reunited with their gay friend from high school
     
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    This was the casual night get together the night before the actual fancy reunion. The ladies started swarming and unbuttoned my shirt and brought me a beer.

    Bunch of Blazer fans there, but everybody was pretty cool and didn't. But I do get it all the time on Facebook!


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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Oh, I forgot you liked the older ladies right?


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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I was the shoulder to cry in until they always finally ended up saying, "why not!"


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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    How many wine coolers does it take for those barriers to come down?
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    MARIS61 Real American

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    I guess now they know.
     
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  17. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    fuck it, alaska airlines had a mileage sale, only cost me 7500 miles each way so I'm going
     
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  18. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    We want to see pictures of attractive milfs or it didn't happen. If a bald guy with no fashion sense can do it, you certainly can....
     
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  19. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I went to jesuit right after it went co-ed, we had like 20 girls in our class.
     
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  20. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Shit was mad fun. I got wasted and saw some old homies.



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