[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

I drank some Yamazaki and Macallan tonight. Feel less Agro for sure

 

Word!

 

Shit, so many parents on facebook posting their kids going back to school

 

Yes you can, that's an urban legend.

 

HOLY FUCK I'm GOING TO GO HERE



I can feed aligators with chickens on a fishing pole

 

That place does look pretty sweet. Not sure about "the thrill of being chased by free roaming tigers" though..

 

I'LL BE IN A CHINESE CONSTRUCTED CAGED BUS. WHAT COULD GO WRONG

 

Thinking of getting a go pro session, its the small cube. they dropped the price to 299

 

Here's my El-P -like post du jour:

Going to Vegas in a week. Dunno whether or not I'm excited or over it.

 

i'm never excited, its like going to a bar for me.

 

Agreed. Should be alright, though. Pouring wine at a big music festival that basically combines a ton of booze with several performances. Not my music, but I'm sure it'll be full of drunken college kids due to the music selection (Fifty Cent, Passion Pit, Panic at the Disco, more crap). I'm not a big gambler, and strip clubs aren't entertaining, so there's only one thing left to do in Vegas that interests me: drink.

 

Fall: Where Pumpkin Spice Lattes and Anti-Columbus Day Losers start showing up in droves.

 

oh great, columbus day aka fake outrage day by white crackaz on facebook

 

I have unfollowed pretty much everyone on facebook so I don't see shit anymore. I always forget that people I know still use it.

 

yeah i've been having fun with the snapchattting. hah

 

Instagram too.

 

An oldie but goody.....