How to quit a job?

One owner is out on a farm and I don't know how to get there. The other lives in Seattle 4 hours away. We do all communications by email. I would have tried to delay and get it to them in person, but I can't extend the start of my next position past 2 weeks, so in order to give as much notice as possible I couldn't respond in person.

 

The response was "Go fuck yourself"

just kidding, they wished me luck and hope I stop by frequently to say hi.

 

Did you tell them the place was very poorly run?

 

When an employee leaves your place for another it is implied.

 

knowing what not to do in wine making was probably invaluable experience

 

Proof that mouths have gotten bigger through the years

 

I made several suggestions during my employment but they didn't really care if the place was successful. The owners have a very profitable large wheat farm and I think just make wine so they can bring their own bottles to parties. I could have doubled their sales without much effort if given the chance.

 

Have someone tell them you died.

Problem solved.

 

Your way was definitely much more professional, and this doesn't sound warranted for your situation. However this is one way to get it done.

 

Imagine buying a box of donut holes in 1927!

 

More and more Asians starting buying donuts, so they had to make the hole smallerso they could fit their Wang's in them

 

...

 

Blame Sly dude. He derails threads like it's his job..... maybe it IS his job?

 

Dear BOSS:

I have enjoyed my time at _______. However, I believe the time has come where I need to pursue other career opportunities, so this email serves as two weeks notice of the end of my employment with your company effective _____.

Thank you for your guidance in my journey.

Sincerely,
BRO CULTURE GONNA MAKE IT RAIN AT THE CLUB NOW DAT I'M GETTING PAID

 

Dear BOSS:

I have enjoyed my time at Stars Cabaret. However, I believe the time has come where I need to pursue other career opportunities, so this email serves as two weeks notice of the end of my employment with your company effective as soon as my rapping career takes off (which will be soon).

Thank you for your guidance in my journey.

Sincerely,
MC Such and Such

 

Dear Paul,

I have enjoyed my time at the Portland Trailblazers.

Who am I kidding, fuck the Portland Trailblazers as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew.

Sincerely,

LaMarcus Q. Aldridge, Esq.

 

And if you down with the Portland Trail Blazers, fuck you too.

Dame, CJ, Meyers, fuck you too.