WOW - Bullying at an entirely new level

I'd get you in a Kimura lock within 20 seconds and break your arm off so your hand won't need to be tied behind your back.

 

Funny you should ask. Here in Northern Virginia yesterday, I spent the morning in 2 courtrooms, then drove to the local DMV.

It was success at both stops. I always win.

 

I wonder what the blind kid did or said to piss the other kid off?

 

You're talking to a man who moved to Tokyo, Japan during the Occupation, lived off-base in a totally Japanese neighborhood, and lived to tell about it.

This is only part of my legend.

 

You are still a Gai-jin. Its only a matter of time until the Kimura Locks gets you.

 

Butting your nose in? You want a piece of me too?

 

I will knock that sumo guy onto his fat butt.

 

No more takers? I knew it.

 

All I need to do is through a pack of bologna on the ground to distract you.

 

Today I drove the perilous neighborhood around Georgetown University and lost that female voice on GPS twice.

Yet I still found my way back to Ol' Virginnie.

Real men have a sense of direction.

 

jlprk -- you would look like Jeff Van Gundy below

 

(you're John Cena)

 

Throw a pack of Zigzags on the ground and you'll have a chance.

 

After I make mincemeat of every poster in this thread, I'm heading to 7-Eleven for a pack of bologna.

 

That guy has a decent 360. But meanwhile, I'm up on the sand cliff stealing his truck.

 

If it's me, I just buy a couple of gopher traps