What is Neil Olshey's stage name?

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    This forum is a soap opera.
     
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    Or, in your case, a flea soap opera.
     
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    Colin Pounder?
     
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    These are the fleas of our lives
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    So, supposedly Neil Olshey was an actor and was on a daytime soap opera. But no one has any evidence to prove it?

    Maybe his entire resume is a fraud?
     
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    So then he's actually a really great actor
     
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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    From this interview with Ian Thomsen, it sounds like he had bit parts as an actor, so that probably explains why you can't find info on him on IMDB.

    http://www.nba.com/2015/news/featur...eil-olshey-lamarcus-aldridge-blazers-feature/
     
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    Maybe he played an animal. Like, a stand-in for Roy Rogers' horse, Trigger. Everyone knows that animal actors are the best actors in each movie, but have no say.

    Just a hunch.
     
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    He said he played a cop on both shows, so it would have had to be a police dog.
     
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    Did Neil do porn? i bet he did porn.

    "Miss Jenna, i'd love to shag you again, but i will have to let you go as i'll peruse other, more exciting young prospects who'd be willing to engage in threesome sex with myself and another worthy female. I definitely appreciate the time you spent in my bed and i look forward to working with you in the future".
     
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    Nail O'Shag!
     
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    'I imagine that the market for my schlong is very robust right now".
    *puts on sunglasses and gets out of a red convertible while 90's guitar plays in the background*
     
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