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  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    That hurt my feelings. I wasn't offended by him, hell I don't know who he is. I was just bored and trying to think of good burns.

    I didn't even post one about why Porsche's lawyers are lucky Taylor Danforth has to take the bus. I thought it was mean.
     
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    ...she looks like one too! https://twitter.com/taaydaaan
     
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    ...hmmm :dunno:

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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    WHAT THE HELL?^
     
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    Speak for yourself. At 39 I have a 30 inch waist and can run the 100 in 11 flat. :ghoti:

    Back on subject:

    Taylor Danforth sounds like a Dawson's Creek actor...
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Oooh! That's cold... :smiley-snowman:

    :smiley-hvala: Are you not entertained!?!?
     
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    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Taylor Danforth is the Greg Oden of sober Blazer fandom. He's as likely to be mistaken for the face of the Blazers as Ha Seung Jin. If Taylor Danforth were crammed for a month in a crawl space in Lake Oswego, Damon Stoudamire is the only person who would notice, and even he would immediately forget. If I had a gun and only two bullets, and Kobe Bryant, Sam Bowie and Taylor Danforth were all in the same room, I'd shoot Taylor Danforth twice. I would rather watch the last 12 minutes of the 2000 Western Conference Finals than sit through a Taylor Danforth podcast. I think....just a minute...uh, I probably went too far on that last one. I'm done.
     
    mook, Sep 30, 2015
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  8. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Whoa, thems fightin words!
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Taylor Dansforth will never be the man his mother is.

    His family tree is a cactus because everyone is a prick

    I don't think he's stupid, but no one ever agrees with me.

    If I ever wanted to kill kill myself I'd climb up his ego and jump down to his IQ level

    If I give you a midol, will that shut you up?

    All I heard was blah, blah, blah, I'm an ass hat

    It's amazing that of all the millions of sperm, YOU were the fastest.
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Well done Sly, got the website free publicity.

    I enjoy their shows, because at least unlike some of the other shows (more national shows), there is a sense of humility. Or at least, they fake sincere humility better than the national hosts do.
     
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    Tyler Danforth stares at frozen juice cans all day because they say "concentrate".
     
    3RA1N1AC, Sep 30, 2015
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    This is exactly the kind of content I would expect from our resident amateur stand-up comedian. Mediocrely done, sir!
     
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    Notice I said "most"....
     
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    I'd say I gave him anal warts, but its more like he hungrily took them.
     
    3RA1N1AC, Sep 30, 2015
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    A 30 inch waist? Could I recommend doing some ab exercises. I do ab exercises and my waist is all the way up to 39 inches.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Filling your belly with beer and pizza does not qualify as "ab exercises".
     
    PtldPlatypus, Sep 30, 2015
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    The result speaks for itself.
     
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    Mediocrely done is the nicest thing anyine has ever said to me since my wife said the same thing on our wedding night
     
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    This has been entertaining....right up until someone posted his picture.
     
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    Taylor Danforth, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.

    Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

    I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.
     
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