Exclusive Taylor Danforth vs RipCityTwo

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by SlyPokerDog, Sep 29, 2015.

  1. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I think she must be holding a grudge over the fact that I used her old man's new toothbrush to scrub the dandruff shampoo down into the gaps between my toes...
     
  2. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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  3. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Seriously, though, I found Taylor and Danforth to be pretty entertaining, although I haven't listened in quite a while since my carpool driver is a Dan Patrick guy...
     
  4. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    What warmup? Apparently I know as much about this as I do Danforth....
     
  5. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    Sly said he will give the best insulter mo williams game used compression shorts
     
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  6. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    They're just a pair of Sly's old spanks that he doesn't use anymore.
     
  7. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    This thread is so outrageous. You know you're desperate for some followers when, one, Sly has to start a thread to get people to listen to your show. Two, he had to attach links to your show (what, we can't find it on our own? Or he knows we care so little he tried to make it easy as possible). Three, he had to bribe us with Blazers gear. Four, Sly had to start a thread to get people to listen to your show.

    Sly is doing all the dirty work to get this dude some attention. The one thing Sly knows better than anyone is that this place loves to pounce like a pack of wolves circling a wounded chicken in a pasture.

    Sly, I hope you're at least getting paid.
     
  8. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Sly also knows that we'll beat the shit out of each other, but as soon as an external threat emerges, we band together to fight them off.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I don't know if they even get that good of ratings but Cofield and Company are fabulous local radio here in Vegas.
     
  11. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Yes, exactly.

    Except Danforth is not worthy of the "threat" title.
     
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  12. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of Vegas.... do you ever go to Lotus of Siam?
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Man I used to love listening to Mychal and Kermit back in the day. This thread should be closed, its ridiculous! How can we crack on a guy I've never heard of until this? This dude doesn't even register. Sports radio guys are no different than if we threw a mic down in front of us while posting if you ask me.
     
  14. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    In the words of the great Bill Murray:

    Medium talent!!!!
     
  15. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Mychal and Kermit we're the best sports talk show ever! Loved those guys.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    MEDIOCRE!!!

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    Well this is awkward... This whole thing started months ago when a member stole my nickname for Vonleh and passed it off as his own and then accused me of stealing it. I had a parody rap of Eminems Stan where I mentioned this forum. Nothing but respect for you as Blazers fans. We are doing just fine in ratings and with the Blazers (just met with them for an hour about the season) l. We are going to have players and coaches on weekly so that's a reason to listen. If not wont hurt my feelings our show is doing great after 6 months. I'm still going to call you Zeros cause it bothers you and it's funny

    Cheers
     

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  18. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Slypokergate! Taylor Danforth is the second gunman on the grassy knoll!
     
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  19. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Don't worry, it only bothers us when Sly tells us you said it; none of us actually hear you say it for reals.
     
  20. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    If we were to book you a cuddle session, would you accept? Its totally disease free.
     

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