Exclusive Taylor Danforth vs RipCityTwo

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    You're all zeroes to me....... 0, the number of times the majority of you have ever seen a woman naked that you didn't have to blow up!


    Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS
     
    THE HCP, Sep 30, 2015
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  2. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Did someone just fart.....?
     
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    0, the shape of your body

    BOOM!
     
    3RA1N1AC, Sep 30, 2015
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  4. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    you stole that from Taylor. That's not nice.
     
    julius, Sep 30, 2015
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    FIFY
     
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    Speaking of naked women...hope your lady had a restful offseason :)
     
    riverman, Sep 30, 2015
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Seahawks should have ran the ball

    sent from a phone you've probably never heard of
     
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    Sad thing is Taylor probably thinks this thread is all about him.

    Sorry chief, nobody knows you. We are just trying to win some sweet Blazer swag.
     
    Charcoal Filtered, Sep 30, 2015
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    0.... The number of restful days she had. There is no offseason for her.
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    This.

    But El-P said it best when he said it's hard to come up with clever things to say when we know jack-diddly about dude.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Sep 30, 2015
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  13. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    He's too busy thinking about where those butterfingers are going to be after the game......
     
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    Honestly sly, fuck you. You tricked us all into pretending to give a shit about this taint weasel. I hope your foreskin rots off.
     
    3RA1N1AC, Sep 30, 2015
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Sly, was also behind those kfan rube trolls. #MindBlown
     
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    I had swag to give away and I wanted to do it based on something all of you seem to be good at. Also it got us a few mentions on the official radio station of the Blazers. I just didn't think that you guys would be so good at lighting him up that he'd want out after less than a day.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Sep 30, 2015
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    Well, give us the fucking swag then. You burst herpe sore.
     
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    Tapping already? I was saving the good stuff till closer to the end of the contest.
     
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    Maybe you want us to do a dance for you first? Some public humiliation? Maybe we can all display our genitals for your approval?
     
    3RA1N1AC, Sep 30, 2015
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  20. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    That's what happens when you fuck with the Zeroes. We make you feel less than zero.
     
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