Funny Oxymorons

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    Bear market
    Bull market....this one's not such a stretch if you use the less common meaning for bull
     
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    Most of these aren't oxymorons.

    FWIW
     
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    Common sense.......or did I miss that one?
     
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    enter the oxymoron police...guilty of misuse without a license or permission on all counts. your post was definitely not an oxymoron by the way..just like this one of mine
     
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    They are in Zero world.
     
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    Random order
     
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