This is so fucking weird. https://archive.org/details/attentionkmartshoppers?sort=-publicdate Relive the misery of back to school shopping at K-Mart, knowing everyone in 10th grade will make fun of your clothes again this year.
My poor fucking ears. That music is terrible. It's like listening to KLOVE radio. But not quite as bad. Nothing, NOTHING is worse than Christian music.
What the hell is wrong with the cheapest clothes you can find? You fashion plate Wal-Martists have the dandy monopoly right now, but we practical K-Martists will dominate again someday.