The US's plan to invade Canada

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    Now this is something I could get behind. I've been to Canada, I like it, plan on visiting it again. The US should only invade countries that the average citizen would want to visit. Otherwise what's the point? The benefit? I have no interest in visiting Iraq, Afghanistan or Syria.
     
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    They forgot to include Prince Rupert, a major Port just south of SE Alaska with rail connection to the interior. I had a ranch just inland from there, on the Buckley river, tributary to the Skeena.
    Beautiful country, the fishing was fantastic.

    I wouldn't be apposed to reuniting the original Oregon territory. Why the hell would we need the rest of this problematic country? So long as we keep the first 10 amendments
     
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    I've been lobbying for this for years. We must crush Canada under our bootheels.

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    USA! USA! USA!
     
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    We are the north and we have a maple sugar shortage! We need a very cold empty wasteland to send all the Mexicans to
     
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    No wait...they found a lot of oil and we always invade oil countries
     
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    Characterized as a counterattack, the 1921 plan more accurately resembles a preemptive war. The brainchild of Lieutenant Colonel Buster Sutherland Brown of the Canadian Army, the plan called for a surprise attack on the U.S. as soon as the Canadians had “evidence” that America was planning an invasion

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    The face of war.
     
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    Bagpipe guy should curb his enthusiasm.
     
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    apologies..I deleted that post..just not a good fit
     
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    I take it back, then.
     
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    Depending upon who gets the presidency here, I might end up wanting Canada to take over the US
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    The Brits are wearing multicam now?
     
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    The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.
     
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    What's the big deal? Canada's had a plan to attack the US for years now. They call it "Justin Bieber".
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    It's time we put the "America" back in North America! GOD BLESS BUD BOOMER!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    The way to defeat Canada is through Hockey. If we were to construct a super team to crush their hopes and dreams, they would all wilt and become despondent. We could just walk across the border and plant our flag.
     
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