And they went to Walmart...

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Teens accused of using dirt, apron to help stash great-grandma in car trunk for joyride to Portland

    A Washington teenager abducted his great-grandmother Monday with the help of two friends by throwing dirt in her face, putting an apron on her head and tying her hands, then stuffing her into the trunk of her own car before they all drove to a Walmart more than 200 miles away near Portland, authorities allege in court documents.

    The three teenagers stopped at the store to buy toiletries and while they were inside, 86-year-old Hazel Abel of Kennewick, Wash., managed to untie her hands, pull a cord to pop open the trunk and ran to a store employee who called police, a probable cause affidavit said.

    The woman's 16-year-old great-grandson, a 14-year-old girl and 15-year-old boy ran when they saw her speaking with the employee, the court documents say. They were arrested hours later when a Multnomah County sheriff's detective spotted them Tuesday near a gas station across the street from the Walmart.

    http://www.oregonlive.com/gresham/index.ssf/2015/11/teens_accused_of_using_dirt_ap.html#incart_2box
     
  2. crandc

    crandc Well-Known Member

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    All that just to go to WalMart? Damn!
     
  3. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Jesus Christ!
     
  4. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Scary that the 86 year old great grandma drives. You want to be on the road with her?
     
  5. JfizzleBlazer

    JfizzleBlazer Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    If I had my choice of a 86 year old or 16 year old, I'd rather drive on the road with the 86 year old
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    We had an 86 year old living in the house across from ours. One day I watched him back his pickup truck into the house 4 or 5 times trying to park it.

    I'll take the 16 year old.
     
  7. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    The title of this thread made me think of a parody song.

    The devil went down to Wal Mart, to meet some friends of mine...
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    Obviously trying to avoid Washington's oppressive sales tax.
     
  9. BonesJones

    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    HAHA that's such a long ass drive too
     
  10. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    What the hell is wrong with these kids. 3 of them and not one thought it was wrong? I mean you don't do that to anyone, but a freaking 86 year old woman?
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    My 18 year old nephew rear-ended a police car..... I'll take the 86 year old...
     
  12. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Just any old 86 year old woman would warrant 40 years of hard labor, but your own family?

    Kicked out of a passenger jet over the ocean would be punishment they deserve.
     
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