Canzano: Blazer Fans and the Front Office suck!

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    The visiting locker room at Moda Center is a dump. The place is the size of a kitchen. It's cramped. There's a folding table in the middle of the room. Piles of shorts and shirts are stacked on the floor. Once the room is opened to working media, it's so bottle-necked with bodies players can't easily move from the showers back to their locker stalls.

    LaMarcus Aldridge took the end locker, right side, nearest the showers on Wednesday night. The media scrum around him pinned Kawhi Leonard, David West and Tony Parker in the shower area, towels around their waists, unable to pass.

    Parker leaned in to listen.

    Said Aldridge of the boos, "After a while, I got used to it."

    I suppose it needed to happen for some fans. Like an exhale. Or maybe a burp. Those who cupped their hands around their mouths and booed Aldridge must have needed the catharsis. Who knows? Maybe they were some of the same fans who cheered a registered sex offender when the Blazers had Ruben Patterson playing small forward.

    Aldridge walked off after the Spurs 113-101 victory. His 23 points led all scorers. He turned as he came through the tunnel after the game, headed toward the visiting locker room and said, "I'm glad that's over."

    The Blazers are a lot of things this season. They play with a furious tempo. They shoot at times without conscience. They're a mostly fun date. But it's not the Blazers I want to focus on here, rather, Blazers fans. Because they're stuck with a disappointing basketball team and somehow the blame for that has skipped over the team's front office and instead landed on Aldridge's head.

    Aldridge chose the Spurs. He took $27 million less in the process. He moved closer to his children's soccer games and his mother's cooking. Nevermind nine seasons in Portland, four All-Star games and too few playoff breakthroughs as an organization. It's his fault. The cheap narrative being sold is that Aldridge is a thin-skinned, prima donna so miffed at the Blazers for not kissing his hand that he decided not only to ditch Portland, but to sabotage the organization.

    Sorry, not buying it.

    I get it. You feel jilted. You feel misled. You dreamed that Aldridge would remain a tent pole for an organization that promised you for nearly a decade like it was only a move or three away from being a contender. Forever close, but ultimately a non-factor. Aldridge was on the inside of the organization, deep inside, with a nine-year look around, and decided he just couldn't do it anymore. That's where his defection begins and ends.

    You've booed him. Now, it's time to let it go. Also, to wonder what Blazers general manager Neil Olshey plans to do about fixing this organization. If Olshey's master plan this season is to tank it without looking like he's tanking it some of the boos from Wednesday night ought to be directed his way.

    Olshey lost the franchise's best player. Misread his poker hand. Got fooled. Whatever. Who cares? On paper, nobody had a worst July than Olshey, who planted himself on the visiting bench during pre-game warmups, directly in the path of Aldridge. As the Spurs new forward walked past Olshey onto the court to warm up, the Blazers general manager remained eyes down, busy with his iPhone.

    Let's hope he's plotting a move. Aldridge will be fine. It's the Blazers I remain worried about. The Blazers have the lowest payroll in the NBA ($49 million), some $14 million below the NBA's minimum-salary floor. As badly as I want this season to be about a bunch of fun, unproven players busting expectations, the sobering reality is that the organization is playing with one arm tied behind its back.

    The Blazers are overachieving at 4-5. But that's a sorry consolation.

    Over the other way, a reporter asked Popovich after the game if he felt Aldridge (three for his first eight shots) was rattled by the boos initially. Popovich's reply, "Did you watch the game?"

    Another reporter asked Popovich if he felt Aldridge, who made five of his last nine shots, got more comfortable.

    Reply again, "You watch the game?"

    The Spurs are a fun study. They're chasing a title while simultaneously re-inventing themselves. It's a 95-year old Tim Duncan scooting around screens set by Aldridge. It's West taking less money to win. Unselfishness in every corner.

    Aldridge settled into that the folding chair squeezed in front of the last locker in the visiting locker room. Reporters surrounded him. Teammates were caught in the gridlock. And Parker leaned in to listen as someone asked Aldridge what he thought of spending his first night in the visiting locker room at Moda Center.

    "I'm glad I'm leaving," Aldridge said.

    Time to let him go.

    http://www.oregonlive.com/sports/or...lamarcus_aldridge_is_w.html#incart_river_home
     
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  2. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Can this dude leave now?
     
  3. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Blazer Fans and the Front Office: Canzano sucks!
     
  4. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    The Ruben Patterson dig is hilarious and super cheap, but as for the rest I think JC isn't too far off; Olshey does have to bear the burden of responsibility for ultimately getting nothing for Alrdridge. Fair or not that is the nature of the job title.
     
  5. blue32

    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    God his articles suck so badly. Lol the Patterson comparison is just down right BS.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Canzano can die in a dumpster fire.
     
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    I imagine the Clown like the Peanuts character that always walks around with a cloud over their head. So predictable...stopped reading him a couple years ago. His stuff will never get a click from my computer.
     
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  8. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Ruben Patterson is another player who I'm surprised has just faded away. I would have bet that Miles, Rider, Patterson, at least one of them would be in prison by now. It would be ironic if Outlaw is the one who ends up in jail.
     
  9. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    And I have no problem with the visiting locker room being a dump.

    But I did get the feeling that Canzano only mentioned it because it's uncomfortable for him to move around and not because he cares about the players.
     
  10. illmatic99

    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    He reminds me of an ambulance chaser
     
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  11. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    He literally is an ambulance chaser. His exploitative "cancer kid" stories are carefully, cynically crafted to win awards.
     
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    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    You know... there's a polite way to dig at the blazers and it's fans, if you're good at your job.

    Canzano isn't. What a fucking tool. No wonder he sticks up for Aldridge. They are both fucking tools.

    I've never felt more prouder during a pee session than when I peed on his urinal cake. Fucking douche.
     
  13. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Every day Canzano becomes more and more of a caricature of himself. The expansion of his ego over the years has been breathtaking, and it has almost completely gotten in the way of objective reporting on his part. I'm really not sure why the Oregonian has kept him on other than he certainly draws a reaction. But the one thing I have to give Canzano credit for, as much as it pains and confuses me is, very soon after last season ended, when virtually everyone thought resigning Aldridge was a done deal, Canzano had a column stating that it was a very good bet LA would leave. His readership, myself included had a fit and tore him a new asshole, accusing him of trying to stir the pot with baseless rumors. All these months later it's clear that JC was way ahead of the curve. Like him or hate him, he was correct. So......how did that happen? How did he know what virtually everyone (including the Blazer front office) did not seem to be aware of? Was it because he's Aldridge's buddy. I hate it when Canzano is right and I'm very curious to know where he got his information and why.
     
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  14. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    When I skimmed down on this thread, I saw yours...but instead of a "dumpster" fire, I thought you proposed he die in a "hamster" fire and I thought that was cold blooded!
     
  15. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    If you always predict the worst you will be right more times then you will be wrong. And those few times you're wrong you can still claim credit because it was because of your pressure that finally made them do the right thing.

    Canzano/Internet 101.

    Canzano didn't know shit about LMA. If he did he would have written a detailed fact filled article like Woj did yesterday.
     
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    If Aldridge played defense like Patterson we'd have a title with him.
     
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    BlayZa Misbehaving responsibly

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    sadly enough i still prefer Ruben Patterson to Canzano, even after everything.
     
  19. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    HAHAHAHAHAH! The cuddliest immolation.
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Another classic from Craphoundo.
     
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