Do you believe in anything strong enough that you would be a suicide bomber for?

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    I can't think of a thing.
     
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    Only this situation...off planet steve-buscemi-armageddon.jpg
     
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    My beliefs are antithetical to violence, so my beliefs may be strong enough to die for but harming innocents would be an impossibility
     
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    Whatever the cause, if I had some desire to detonate a bomb, I'm pretty sure I could figure out a way to do it that doesn't involve me being inside it.

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    I also vote for Mags to nuke himself if it means a championship.
     
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    That was my first thought. Not believing in an afterlife sort of makes one value staying alive over all else.
     
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    I'm sure I could think of something I'd bomb myself for but it's easier to think of things I'd encourage Mags to do it for.

    1. Get McDonald's to serve breakfast all day. The FULL menu
    and I don't even like McDonald's.

    2. Get Pearl Jam to try and make another album like Ten.

    3. Get Miley Cyrus to shave her armpits.

    4. Get Trump to get a normal haircut. Seriously, just let the barber do whatever he wants. It couldn't be worse.

    That took about 10 seconds. There could be thousands.
     
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    So, are we talking about suicide bomber in the context of blowing up innocent people for the purpose of creating terror, or are you including going kamikaze in a war environment? I've always considered myself more the general type, but I could probably convince Mags to do the latter if necessary.
     
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    If I knew...absolutely KNEW beyond any doubt...that 72 virgins were waiting for me, I might give it more than passing consideration.....but not for one virgin less....
     
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    Like you'd know what to do with them...
     
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    By definition, they'd remain virgins and so you'd have 72 dependents going through endless puberty
     
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    They only have to be virgins till I get there....
     
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    Your Mama might have something to say about that....
     
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    I'd need more than proof of virgins. I'd need full nudes and interviews along with full control over the entire situation. Housing and who has to work. There are plenty of details missing.
     
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    That was mean.:grin:
     
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    I'd usually respond to this with, "Pics or it didn't happen."

    In this case, I will respectfully opt not to suggest such things...
     
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