Do you believe in anything strong enough that you would be a suicide bomber for?

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  1. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I would blow myself up if I had to listen to Clyde Drexler every game.

    But it would be on a mountain away from society, and it would be from a faulty ACME rocket as I would at least try to launch myself into space.
     
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  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Suicide bombing is stupid and not very effective. I could think of much better ways to accomplish the same result.
     
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  3. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Remember when C. Thomas Howell held that grenade until the Russkies showed up, and them blew them the fuck up? That shit was tight! Or was that the Cubans?
     
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  4. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Wolverines!

    and then Charlie Sheen got HIV.
     
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  5. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    MARIS61 Real American

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    A belief that makes you cowardly, cruel and stupidly insignificant? No.
     
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    ripcityboy Well-Known Member

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    One instance, if a millenial with a double digit IQ, who gets there sociopolitical understanding from Stephen Colbert, tells me their offended one more f-cking time.... yeah, I might be tempted!
     
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  8. stampedehero

    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    I'm a fighter to live. It would never cross my mind
     
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  9. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    No doubt. I'd wager that after 3 months of dealing with 72 virgins/ex-virgins drama you'd gladly blow yourself up again.
     
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  10. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I mean seriously. Maybe the 72 virgins isn't a reward, it's the punishment for being the biggest prick ever and going against the peaceful teachings of Islam. Maybe they aren't there to cater to these assholes, they are there to make their existence hell. Fucktards capable of the mass murder of innocent bystanders are fully capable of completely misinterpreting pretty much everything.

    Or maybe it's all just made up bullshit and people are sheep. Just maybe.
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    I always figured the Muslims were misreading that passage. When the terrorists get to hell, they discover they're one of Satan's 72 virgins for that month.
     
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  12. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I mean it's not even an ideal situation. Sure some virgins would be good but I'd want a few older more experienced babes too. Why just virgins? Oh yeah, like you say it's made up. I just don't think it is a maybe.
     
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  13. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    They won't be virgins for long.

    Morons.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Did they ever stipulate that it was female virgins? What if it's 72 male virgins....
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Terrorist on Terrorist Action. Sounds hot.
     
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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    "Dammit Akeela! I said blow me, NOT blow me up.....!!!
     
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  17. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    It would be funny if they were handed a number after they get to the afterlife.

    "Ahmed, did you have sex at any point in your life before you blew yourself up? No? You are number 66! Next!'
     
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