Just thought of perfect pickup line/strategy

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    I feel that way too. I never got a chance to try tinder :(
     
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    I met my lady online. We've been dating for about a year and a half. She's beautiful, street smart because she's from Oakland, and book smart because she has two masters degrees and a doctorate. She's a Naturopathic Doctor. I'm trying to marry up!
     
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    It's really the way to go nowadays. Stigma is basically gone from it too. Congrats on meeting a good one!
     
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    What about the poor lady?

    I kid I kid.

    The best thing about online for me would be that you at least know the other person is at the same point as you hopefully. I always either met a girl I liked and she had a boyfriend or a girl liked me when I had a girlfriend.

    I always thought it would be smart to trade up but I could just never make a move when I was seeing someone.
     
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    Dude I hear you. I got attractive ladies in high school, but now I'm nerdy with my job and have a receding hairline. I totally traded up with my wife. She's way more attractive than I. Met her online and she's a total sweetheart too.
     
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    You can't tell the ones that know they are hot from the ones that don't in day to day life. If they are online dating you have more to go on.

    Oh well, I was watching Boardwalk Empire recently and they were talking like Blowies were a rarity from France so it could have been worse.
     
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    I've had notable success with: "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."
     
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    Fat girls don't count.
     
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    They sure as hell remember phone numbers and addresses, though...
     
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    And recipes and the time some girls in middle school picked on them about their my little pony backpack and the time their stepdad called them a pig for eating all the cookies he hid in the woodshed.
     
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