Blazers Drinking Game

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  1. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I think we can all point to one or two or ten little things that we've seen various Blazers do innumerable times this season that drive us crazy. If we were to make a drinking game for all the little in-game frustrations that can drive a Blazer fan to drink what would you include?
    • Ill-advised Lillard step-back 3
    • Meyers passes up a wide-open jumper
    • Aminu loses the ball after dribbling into traffic
    What else would you add to the list?
     
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    Are you deliberately trying to get hammered by halftime of every game?

    lol

    - When Rice pronounces a player's name wrong (both opposing and our own)
    - When CJ dribbles the ball for more than 15 seconds of a possession
    - When Stotts screams FIVE FOUR THREE
    - When MB freaks out about a 15 point lead coming down to 12
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Dame gets hammered going to the basket, with no call.

    Get it: "Hammered"? ;)
     
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    You're using us for Rip City Mornings?!?
     
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  5. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Well, I don't even drink, so I guess I'm trying to get everyone else hammered.

    Maybe it'd be better if people were drinking beer, but only via shot glass.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    And blatantly so. I believe in cross-promotion and multi-platform synergy!
     
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    If we used Meyers passing up an open shot we'd have to get a suite at Schick Shadel.
     
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    Pat Connaughton stands up.
    Lillard passes to a guy who passes it back IMMEDIATELY.
    The ball sails out of bounds through Plumlee's tiny hands.
     
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    I refuse to participate in any drinking game that doesn't involve fish!
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I would assume that any trigger that involves Dame (ie, a possession in which nobody else touches the ball) would require drinking like a fish.

    Does that count?
     
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    All right then, but understand, drinking has never been a game with me, it's more of a calling in life
     
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    CJ takes a shot, we all take a shot.

    And one!
     
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    I think Wookee said it's a moral imperative, or is that L*ker hate?
     
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    -When somebody posts something negative about Dames 3pt shooting.
    -When somebody posts something negative about the Refs
    -When somebody posts something negative about the Team in general
    -When somebody posts something negative about the Coach
     
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  16. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    That would be the S2 game thread drinking game, which would be a completely different story.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    If we want to stay sober enough to drive home, we could take a shot every time Lillard gets a foul call in his favor on one of his drives to the basket.

    Yeah, that would be kind of boring.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Geez, we'd all die of acute alcohol poisoning. And Denny would go bankrupt.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    But, "Lillard gets hammered and nothing is called" would be an excellent addition to the list.
     
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    How about a drinking that doesn't have us dead from alcohol poisoning?
     
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