12 days of ending Rangers misery

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  1. kreidertime

    kreidertime Well-Known Member

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    On the first day of Christmas
    the hockey gods sent to me:
    Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

    On the second day of Christmas
    the hockey gods sent to me:
    A defense with actual balls
    Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

    On the third day of Christmas
    the hockey gods sent to me:
    Kreider with a full grown brain
    A defense with actual balls
    Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

    On the fourth day of Christmas
    the hockey gods sent to me:
    Nash with male genatalia
    Kreider with a full grown brain
    A defense with actual balls
    Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

    On the fifth day of Christmas
    the hockey gods sent to me:
    A GM who realizes this team is soft
    Nash with male genatalia
    Kreider with a full grown brain
    A defense with actual balls
    Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

    On the sixth day of Christmas
    the hockey gods sent to me:
    A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
    A GM who realizes this team is soft
    Nash with male genatalia
    Kreider with a full grown brain
    A defense with actual balls
    Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

    On the seventh day of Christmas
    the hockey gods sent to me:
    A freakin first round pick for a change
    A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
    A GM who realizes this team is soft
    Nash with male genatalia
    Kreider with a full grown brain
    A defense with actual balls
    Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

    On the eighth day of Christmas
    the hockey gods sent to me:
    A Russian prospect with the initials PB
    A freakin first round pick for a change
    A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
    A GM who realizes this team is soft
    Nash with male genatalia
    Kreider with a full grown brain
    A defense with actual balls
    Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

    On the ninth day of Christmas
    the hockey gods sent to me:
    One salary dump to a team in the deadline frenzy
    A Russian prospect with the initials PB
    A freakin first round pick for a change
    A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
    A GM who realizes this team is soft
    Nash with male genatalia
    Kreider with a full grown brain
    A defense with actual balls
    Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

    On the 10th day of Christmas
    the hockey gods sent to me:
    A time machine to send the King back to his 20's
    One salary dump to a team in the deadline frenzy
    A Russian prospect with the initials PB
    A freakin first round pick for a change
    A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
    A GM who realizes this team is soft
    Nash with male genatalia
    Kreider with a full grown brain
    A defense with actual balls
    Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

    On the 11th day of Christmas
    the hockey gods sent to me:
    Kevin Hayes with his head not in his ass
    A time machine to send the King back to his 20's
    One salary dump to a team in the deadline frenzy
    A Russian prospect with the initials PB
    A freakin first round pick for a change
    A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
    A GM who realizes this team is soft
    Nash with male genatalia
    Kreider with a full grown brain
    A defense with actual balls
    Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!

    On the 12th day of Christmas
    the hockey gods sent to me:
    A cup for the King before he's 90
    Kevin Hayes with his head not in his ass
    A time machine to send the King back to his 20's
    One salary dump to a team in the deadline frenzy
    A Russian prospect with the initials PB
    A freakin first round pick for a change
    A center named Stepan who remembered how to play
    A GM who realizes this team is soft
    Nash with male genatalia
    Kreider with a full grown brain
    A defense with actual balls
    Tanner Glass released for good, tee hee!
     
  2. Ranger71

    Ranger71 Well-Known Member

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    That's awesome Dump. :)
     
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  3. theProdigy223

    theProdigy223 Well-Known Member

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    Well looks like somebody went a little heavy on the eggnog this year!

    Merry Christmas to all you guys.
     
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    Ranger71 Well-Known Member

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    Yup..MC all..we need a holiday break.lol
     
  5. BigDaddyAl1973

    BigDaddyAl1973 Well-Known Member

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    There's some creativity

    Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk
     
  6. Messiah717

    Messiah717 Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Great job Dump.
     
  7. cagedlion

    cagedlion "I am the problem, and I am the solution."

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    Dump, let's hope all 12 come to pass! Kudos to you
    on nailing it from beginning to end.
     
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    mrmel29 Well-Known Member

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    Nice going dump
     
  9. kreidertime

    kreidertime Well-Known Member

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    Thanks. Any chance somebody can get this posted in the Rangers lockerroom?
     
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  11. RagFan4Ever

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    Well done!
     

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