powerball

I missed it by six numbers.

C'est la vie.

:C

 

That's a fake.

Some dude who looks like Nerlens Noel's doppelgänger won.

 

When I saw that I thought that the dude looked like the christian representation of Jesus.

 

This better be a one time thing. They've rigged it to make this more common. I hope it isn't.

 

3 winning tickets out there

I bought two tickets and got one number.

 

I'm never checking my tickets and hope that the computer screwed up and really was won where I bought my tickets.

 

Great comment(s) on Reddit about how you're likely fucked if you win the lottery with advice on how to avoid going bankrupt, dying, or ending up in jail.

 

I'm really bummed that I didn't win. I was really hoping to be fabulously wealthy before the weekend.

 

I spent $4 and didn't even win a single million. Must be rigged.

 

That's fuckin' bullshit.

 

I'd rather give her money than listen to one more word about the lucky idiots in Tennessee.

Don't want a big house, gotta clean it. Gonna still be a warehouse supervisor, FUUUUUU UUUUUU UUUUU CKKKKK

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

I'd fire anyone who worked for me that won 300 million but wanted to come back to work.

Oh yeah, how dumb do you have to be to go on tv like that?