You know the guys who designed this shit said "fuck it, why not call it skynet?" Plus we all get offended when people call us The Great Satan. We could all vote for Bernie but he'd die of "natural causes" three days later.
Wait until skunkworks finishes their fusion generator. Then the whole world gets free food, water, and energy. And gps implants, in case they need to find us to vaporize us with space lasers. Fuck.
