What, you don't like my poetry? Okay try this one...... There once was a man from Calcutter who fell asleep in the gutter, the tropical heat affected his meat and turned his cream into butter.
Alright this one Lil, is from the heart...... "There once was a man from Peru who fell asleep in a canoe while dreaming of venus he pulled out his penis and woke with a handful of goo.
You need to stop.... I almost peed my pants, maybe I should put on a "depends" when I read this Board.
