Eye Damage

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  1. riverman

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    I have this fear that when I finally decide to get Lasik surgery...the big earthquake happens just when I'm under the beam
     
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    I'm not vane, so I don't mind wearing glasses.

    Eyes go bad because the muscles that focus get older and weaker with time.

    I need two prescriptions in the same glasses. One for seeing far and one for up close reading. The reading part is a magnifying glass, so it makes working on and seeing small things with tiny detail pretty easy. I can thread a needle with ease, for example.
     
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    My brother was diabetic and got LASIK. 10 years later he went legally blind. Now you've heard negative things.
     
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    Doctor gave me too much of the wrong medication and my eyes became so sensitive to light that I had to wear sunglasses at night. Thanks Corey Hart. It was so bad that if I left my eyes open to long in the dark the smoke detector battery light would permanently burn my pupils. Eventually, they got my blood levels back and I was taken off the meds..... but not before I gotten multiple inner infections, lost my balance for the better part of a month and used a bottle of TheraTears a day. I recently got some floaters in my direct sight of vision.... but I don't give a shit, as long as I can walk and see in the daylight, I'm fine!
     
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  5. JFizzleRaider

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    My father and mother in law both got lasik because they couldn't see far away.

    Five years later and they needed reading glasses and can't read anything close up.
     
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    I have 20/10 vision bitches
     
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  7. JFizzleRaider

    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    Not bad.

    Must have chosen perfect vision when you were created.

    I opted for a giant dong instead.
     
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    Uh Oh! Perhaps your eyes are worse than you realize.
     
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    The same happens with lens transplants. You pick your prefer distance without aid. Most people opt for seeing unaided at a distance, and reading glasses for short distance.
    It would really suck for picking up a fast ball or reading the turn of the seams for curve as the ball traverses through the change range.
     
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    I wear my sunglasses at night....

    Cuz when you're cool like me, the sun shines on you 24 hours a day.

    FAMS!
     
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    I wore glasses from the time I was 2 years old (they thought they knew a whole lot more back then, when actually they didn't know shit). Eventually, as an adult, I actually ended up needing them. About two years ago I had cataract surgery. My vision is now 20/20 (20/15 with corrective lens). It feels like an absolute miracle.....though my reading vision is terrible. But I love not having to wear glasses for distance. Before anyone tries lasik, make sure your eye doctor checks thoroughly for cataracts. It's a way better option if you can qualify....
     
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    So do I, and I'm nearly twice your age. Talk to me if you still have perfect vision in 15 years, whipper-snapper.
     
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    and given you hairy palms


    *rimshot*
     
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    I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone...
     
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