OT Clippers introduce their new mascot

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  1. e_blazer

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    You'd think they'd have made it bigger so that Blake could do something useful for the team while he's out.
     
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    It's LA, isn't there some has been star they could have hired to be the mascot?
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I was hoping this would be a joke thread. Glad to see I was right.

    Good one Sly! :)

    :cheers:
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Wait. Wut? This is real? WTF??
     
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    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    Condor?

    Looks like an Albatross.
     
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    Wizard Mentor Wizard Mentor

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    ditto, am I being punked? Link?
     
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    Clippers unveil Chuck the Condor mascot; owner Steve Ballmer dunks

    LOS ANGELES -- The Clippers have unveiled a new mascot: Chuck the California Condor.

    The bird made its entry at halftime of Monday night's 105-95 win over the Brooklyn Nets. It was lowered from the rafters at Staples Center with the arena lights off.

    Chuck is gray with a pink head and a large blue nose. He wears a Clippers cape and has a red-and-white helmet that he removes.

    "It's like us. It used to be extinct, and now it's coming back," coach Doc Rivers said.

    Team owner Steve Ballmer personally introduced the bird, which danced, did flips and dunked with the help of a trampoline.

    The crowd was underwhelmed in its response until Ballmer announced that fans would receive a free pair of red Converse sneakers if the owner could successfully dunk. Ballmer did so using the trampoline, and the crowd roared.

    "In today's world, they're going to make fun of it for six months and then they're going to get over it," Rivers said.

    Chuck later tweeted that he enjoyed his debut:



    The Clippers were one of four NBA teams without a mascot. Years ago, they had one named Sam Dunk when the franchise was located in San Diego.

    Chris Paul and Jamal Crawford were supportive of the mascot, believing it will get kids more involved.

    "I know my son will love it," Crawford said. "I hope my daughter's not scared."

    The condor is the state bird of California.

    Most of the Clippers didn't see Ballmer's dunk because they were in the locker room at halftime.

    "I was worried about him," Rivers said. "I know he was working on it. He's a brilliant guy, and when he told me he was doing it, I had to question it."

    Paul initially didn't believe Ballmer had done it.

    "I want to see how many other owners could do that," he said. "Put them out there on All-Star Saturday night."

    The Associated Press contributed to this report.

    http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/1...lippers-unveil-chuck-california-condor-mascot
     
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    It sorta looks like Chuck is wearing a diaper.
     
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    Not exactly. I'm pretty sure Condors are exclusively carrion eaters. They are just a very big vulture.

    Bald Eagles will take advantage of carrion, but Eagles primarily catch fish, preferring salmon, in fresh or ocean water. They will also catch and eat birds.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Rejected mascot options:
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    Wait which one is he?
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    If your teams mascot looks like he should be on Sesame Street, you might be a Clippers fan.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    He looks like Blake Griffin punched him in the nose.
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Beat me to it, but that was my first reaction when seeing the photo of the new Clippers mascot.

    BNM
     
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    The worst thing to me about that mascot, and there are lots of things to not like, is the design on the helmet. It is shockingly out of place with the rest of the motif.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Finally...somebody mentions the helmet...

    I Take one look at the bird and can't help but feeling like there should be a pile of cocaine on the helmet.
     
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    Blake Griffin?
     

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