going to SUCKASS town later this month. Any recos on: 1. Places where slutty girls go at night 2. Oysters without a crazy wait I think that's about it. Places on my iterinary: 1. Salumi 2. Pike Market Staying in Bellevue so closer to there the better. We might just say fuck it and go to Vancouver BC for the weekend. There's a Beaver-UW game that some of my friends are going to, but my bro doesn't want to go. Probably going to be cold with ugly bitches there anyway. holla.
if you go to Salumi b/w 1115 and 1, be prepared for a line down the block. It's probably worth it, but be prepared.
I've been there before. Just want to get some cold cuts for a Thanksgiving Charcuterie Spread in PDX. Might hit up Beecher's as well. Dunno, I guess I can do Olympic Provisions in Oregon, but different stuff at each place I think.
For Oysters -- maybe The Brooklyn or the Oyster House at the Olympic Fairmont Hotel. For slutty girls, check out the bellatini in Bellevue -- really high class Adult Foster Home -- with slutty patients errr residents.
OK, going back to Seattle towards the end of the month. Fly in about 10am on a Friday and don't have a hotel, going to stay in Bellevue with my bro but he's working all day so I'll probably just meet him in Bellevue after work or get a hotel for the night. Probably going to take the rail system into Seattle and be an urban explorer. I'll have a backpack but I might just leave it at a bell hop desk at a hotel. EMP any good? Not hugely into Music though. Seattle Underground tour? Maybe just get high and walk around? Kind of want to try the Klondike Underground Museum.
Go to the original Nordstroms in downtown Seattle, you'll laugh at how shitty it is compared to the ones in LA.
I've been there many times. The one at the Grove is pretty dope. Its small but they have good shit there. The Century City Mall is getting revamped, we're getting a Nordstrom Flagship and an Eataly.
Went on the underground tour, thought it was pretty good. The haunted spooked tour is also kind of interesting. It is on 1st and Cherry. If you go on the underground tour, ask them about Trump's grandfather. I like the EMP and the sci fi museum, but I am kind of a nerd.
