Writing an e-book

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  1. GrandpaBlaze

    GrandpaBlaze Predictions Game Master

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    Step 1: buy an umbrella
    Step 2: buy some pot
    Step 3: smoke the umbrella
    Step 4: <what was I doing?>
     
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    In other words, be honest. ;)
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Chapter 1

    His throbbing member thrust in and out, but he was just a bro and she some slut who wandered into phi beta kappa.


    Chapter 2

    Steve threw his fist into the air. This was his favorite song and he wanted everybody to know it, as the beat drew quicker his pumps became faster.
     
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    ...and suddenly a bolt of lightning.....
     
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    rivers edge.jpg
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Again, no one wants to read your erotica.
     
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    Good beer though
     
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    Used coconut oil. It's cheaper and better for your skin.
     
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    Grow a beard, buy tight jeans, go vegan, go solar, develop a gluten allergy, tweet about the struggle of making your own bio diesel on your iPhone from Starbucks WiFi.
     
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