Funny Joke Du Jour...

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  1. Mattingly23NY

    Mattingly23NY Turning Fastballs Into Souveneir's ~

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    two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. the Pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?”

    “Eight”, the boy replied. the man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?” the boy replied, “Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four." "Oh, really?" the Pharmacist replied with a grin.

    "Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of that.”


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    Rick2583 Chairman of the board

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    "I've come to the conclusion that crowded elevators smell a whole lot different to midgets."

    "Did you ever notice that constipated people just don't seem to give a shit".

    "I wonder if infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultrey".
     
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    A guy told me - my wife likes to have sex in the backseat of the car, yeah, she's always saying - "keep driving".
     
  4. Mattingly23NY

    Mattingly23NY Turning Fastballs Into Souveneir's ~

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    lol, I would not wan't to be a midget, or short person, NO...! :smile:
     
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    "My wife always screams during sex, especially when i walk in on her."

    " I stepped off the bus one day & saw 5 guys beating the crap out of my mother in law, a neighbor ran over to me and asked, "are you going to help?" No I said, 5 guys are enough".
     
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    Mattingly23NY Turning Fastballs Into Souveneir's ~

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    Now those are hilariously Funny, LMAO, ....!!!!!!!!!!!

    especially the last one, first one two, I mean first one also....or too...
    :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
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    :roflmao::roflmao:
     
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    :twothumbs:
     
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    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    ...do ya know what Bill Clinton says to Hillary after he's had some great sex?


    ..."Hey honey, it's me, I'll be home in 20 minutes". (phone call)
     
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    Mattingly23NY Turning Fastballs Into Souveneir's ~

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    :clap: an "Inconvenient Truth"....

    It's no wonder Bill refused to service Hillary, and found his elsewhere...:lol: (the visceral of Bill doing Hillary is....well one that could give Rick nightmares)...:devilwink:
     

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