Portland Traiblazer Urban Legends

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  1. oldmangrouch

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    Petrovic was traded in part because he and Sabonis had a long-standing feud.
     
  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Brandon Roy had to retire because Sabonis had his Russian mob connections break his knee caps.
     
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    Birdman Andersen?
     
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    Darius Miles would down 6 Krispy Kreme donuts at the donut shop before he took 2 dozen home up the hill to his home on Mt. Scott... It's true
     
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    Was Raymond Felton in the Witness Protection Program?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Darius Miles came into practice reeking like Vodka.
     
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    Lamarcus completed a sentence without saying "y'know".
     
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  8. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    This is a lie!

    We didn't have Krispy Kreme when Miles was here :grin:
     
  9. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Mo Cheeks was about to get fired but he saved the National Anthem and that bought him extra time as head coach.
     
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    At least we know he provides good "help D."
     
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    Heck yeah Portland had Krispy Kreme. 2004/2005 - corner of Otty and 82nd. He lived up the hill in Detlef Shrempf's old house off Idleman. He lived there up until he came out of retirement and screwed with Portland's salary cap...
     
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  12. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Taureen Green is going to get us 3 wins!

    BNM
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I think Felton was in the Fitness Protection Program.
     
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    I about spit shit all over my screen man!!!!!
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Felton only weighed 150 LBS, his fat out of shapeness was just an illusion.
     
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    The bald spot on Rasheed Wallace's fro was actually from an alien beaming down skills to make him better.

    My opinion: Without the aliens, he's better than LA.
     
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    Geez! Who the heck wants to know!
     
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    I miss Meyers Leonard.
     
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    Dame has had sex on every display mattress at Standard TV & Appliance.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I think I actually made this one up back in the day:

    Shaquille O'Neal has a no-trade clause in his contract for every team EXCEPT the Portland Trailblazers.
     

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