Has anyone in here had a vasectomy?

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  1. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Yes, the "POP" method - pull out and pray!
     
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    You are now able to shoot blanks and never fear you'll hit the target.
     
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    That's gonna be one hell of a 30th birthday present
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Anal is a good form of birth control.
     
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    yeah..I think Mags would spring for anyone that does not support Trump..
     
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    Hey, I was just thinking, when I was a kid we had a tool that would use special rubber bands for cattle. That might be just the ticket for you. The only down side is that you never know when they will just fall off..could get a little awkward.
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Yeah, we used the same thing for sheep when I was a kid. I think the tool is called an emasculator lol http://www.coburn.com/xl-tri-band-applicator-33005
     
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    Yeah...that looks like the new and improved version that we used. Seems to me we always referred to it as The Bander. Ours was a little smaller than that one. I had a dog that used to cross the highway to visit the female on the other side. Dad and my uncle decided to band the dog. Great plan, but something went wrong in the execution.

    Dog squirmed at the wrong time and the bander slipped. The end result was going one for two and the dog hiding for a week.
     
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    Well I survived. The procedure isn't bad at all. They numb you up pretty good.

    In fact, I would say the aftermath is worse (but still not horrible). I have a lot of ice on the groinal area right now. Without ice? It would be bad.
     
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    Yo, JFR, one more week, brother!
     
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    Yeah, I'll be busy with shit until the end of april at work. Then vacation and freedom early may

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