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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I posted this pic in the do you think the NBA is fair thread, but thought it belongs here where everyone gets a chance to come up with a caption for it...best one wins

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    Chris Craig, Apr 24, 2016
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    Stooping to a new low, Clippers center DeAndre Jordan tries to steal Lillard's "Dame Face"during NBA Playoff action. When asked about the incident in his post game press conference, DeAndre attempted to explain his actions, "Dame is known to hit shots and keep a calm demeanor late in games, and I just thought I might be able to steal that from him, stay in the game late, and actually hit my free throws. It worked for my man Nic Cage in Face Off ya know".
     
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    Police were called to the Moda Center during Saturday's Play Off game in Portland after Clippers center Mrs. Hooper was seen attempting to smother her youngest son Baby Hooper. Mrs. Hooper told police she was trying to quiet the child down using the methods her mom used on her as a child. The toddler let the incident go, saying, "I don't press charges. I take charges". Reporters were stunned by the baby's vocabulary and understanding of law.
     
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    Jordan : Smell my hand Dame.
    Lillard : Gross man! What is that smell?
    Jordan : Let's just say before the game I did a little something to get some good calls from the refs tonight. Bazinga!
    Lillard : Man, you gross. You gross bro.
     
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    "If I Vulcan mind meld with Lillard I wonder if I can learn to make a free throw?"
     
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    Flagrant foul 2 on number "0".
     
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    CJ Mccollum gets his "shot" blocked by a man in a red shirt.
     
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    Shhhh. Just close your eyes. It will be over soon.
     
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    "Deandre Jordan gets fouled by Damian Lillard"
     
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    DeAndre Jordan tries to explain the movie Aliens to Damian Lillard.
     
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    "No good Clippers!!!!!"
     
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    Man my hands are way stickier than Dwight Howards, See?
     
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    NBA action figures DeAndre Jordan and Damian Lillard now available.

    Set them up in various basketball poses, or clown around by having Jordan hit Lillard with a pie!

    Pie not included.

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    Lots of good captions here. Hard to choose a best one...because I am the judge my caption was for fun....

    The winner is @theprunetang with the Hooper family caption...

    I am going to do a caption contest for each of the rest of our playoff games...a new picture each game...but I think for fairness no multiple captions cough theprunetangcough...

    I was thinking about opening a poll for the three or four with the most likes to decide the best...what do you guys think?
     
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