That is one of the most diabolical, depraved, and debauched ideas ever broached in this forum. Well done!
Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm back too. Had to take a big ol' shit and forgot to take my phone. Anyway I'm currently on this website, likely for a couple more minutes. I can't stay long because I have to get back to work, like bodyman500and1, but I'll keep everyone updated on my whereabouts. I'll go ahead and start a thread each time I visit, and each time I leave, just so there's no confusion on if I'm actually here or not.
Well..........after reading this thread, along with the 16 page "Waaah! Mom, he hit me," thread, I just realized I lost 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back.....and to think I left OLive for this.....but whatever. It brought the new, improved Mediocre Man out of "retirement" and that's a positive thing.....can we please get back to basketball now......???
I don't come around much anymore, but I may have to if big trouble in little China comes up more often!