Life Questions<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?</div>Interesting...
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? If you are over 60 and you died of natural causesIf nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? YupIf someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? NopeWhy is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? No IdeaIf you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? Blinking because winking is an expressionIs eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? No, it would be seafoodWhy does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? They are around sea animals everyday so why not?Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped? Because it's not a wordDid Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni? HatWhy is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? Don't KnowHow come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? Because it isWhy isn't the caps lock capitalized? Why does it have to be?If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere? ProbablyWhy can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse? Because it can
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?60 probably.If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?Yes! The show must go on.If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?If so, the guys from The Core have some explaining.Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?Because it's a figure of speech.If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?Involuntary=blinking. Voluntary=winking.Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?No, just mean.Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? Can't come up with anything clever for that.Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?Because the term is kidnapping... for anything.Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?Come one... it was the feather. "stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni"Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?Yes.How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten commandments is "thou shall not steal"?Atheists take the book and BURN IT.Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?It is on my keyboard...If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?This was by far the worst question of them all.Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?I thought it was only for worse... I never knew that.Some were interesting, some I couldn't care less about.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (yankshater213 @ Jan 14 2007, 04:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I have another one.Why does pacersfan still post here?</div>that, my friend, we'll never know...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>I have another one.Why does pacersfan still post here?</div>Because being stupid doesn't warrant a ban. I shouldn't even say ban because that's not even a word tossed around in BBW's dictionary. More like temporary removal.
Nobody dies of 'old age'...it's a dumb term...You have to die because of something...usually heart failure.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LAZY @ Jan 14 2007, 04:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I got one...Why is there no channel 1?</div>Channel 1 was finally withdrawn on 14 June 1948 and allocated to fixed and mobile services. In Alaska and Hawaii channels 5 and 6 are allocated to non-broadcast services. An international agreement provides for a unified television bandplan, with 6-MHz channels throughout ITU Region II (the Americas). Not all territories observe this bandplan.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Jan 14 2007, 06:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nobody dies of 'old age'...it's a dumb term...You have to die because of something...usually heart failure.</div>Most of those things you encounter at old age because of old age...
<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?Death is inevitable, so you die whenever and however you die. If you die of heart failure, I suppose you died of old age because heart failure occurs during old age for most people.If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?Yes, just check out the "Matrix: Reloaded".If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?No. That's where the devil lives and he doesn't care what you say, the center of the earth is his domain.Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?Aren't we all "cumming on" at some point? (no homo)If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?Both.Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?I ate the "Lil' Mermaid" out.. Is that considered cannibalism?Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?So that all of Shamoo's enemies can be eaten.Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?That's a stupid question. Old people getting kidnapped don't want people to know that they're old... DUH!Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?I've never eaten Macaroni before...Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?I suppose so.How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?What is a 'Bible'?Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?It's capitalized with the first letter of both words: "Caps Lock."If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?WTF? I don't know.Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water. Check fell down and broke his crown, then Jill came tumbling after.</span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Jan 14 2007, 04:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Channel 1 was finally withdrawn on 14 June 1948 and allocated to fixed and mobile services. In Alaska and Hawaii channels 5 and 6 are allocated to non-broadcast services. An international agreement provides for a unified television bandplan, with 6-MHz channels throughout ITU Region II (the Americas). Not all territories observe this bandplan.</div>I had no idea.
Sorry to bump in a way, but I just found this out from watching TV tonight haha.If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?No, mineral properties. The government owns under the ground.
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?You never "die of old age" it's just a dumb thing that people say for some reasonIf nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?I doubt itIf someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?Most likely only through the Earth's crustWhy is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?That doesn't only apply to alarm clocks, again it's just an expressionIf you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?blinkingIs eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?No such thing, and if there were then yesWhy does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?Why not?Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?Because children are generally kidnapped more than adults, and it's just a term that doesn't necessarily apply to only childrenDid Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?featherWhy is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?Because if you're bending over then the rain is most likely hitting more of the top of your head than your face, which obviously would be less annoyingb]How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?[/b]Because it's the most printed book by far, so for that reason alone it would most likely be the most stolenWhy isn't the caps lock capitalized?That would be redundantIf someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole noas well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?noWhy can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?Downhill in the sense that you can just sit back and roll down a hill would be easy, but downhill in the sense that you were closer to the top and now you're going down means the opposite, it just depends how you interpret it.
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? I'd say past 80 If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Yes If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? yes Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? Figure of speech If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? [/b]No one can tell except the person who winked or blinked[/b] Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? no, I think canibalism is eating your onw race. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? dunno Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped? kidnapped is an actual world Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni? pony Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? I don't know anyone who ducks How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? Hey, you don't know the commandment until you read it Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?why would it be.. If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere? I think that the hole is too small Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse? just how jebus made the world
