I had sex with someone who regularly posts on this forum

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I hear that the gays play their music super loud in their cars~
     
  2. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Yep. Now you can finally say you've talked to a woman!

    On the internet, anyway...

    barfo
     
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  3. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    She's a lesbian. So am I.
     
  4. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    A DOLLA IZ A DOLLA:MARIS61:
     
  5. crandc

    crandc Well-Known Member

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    I hate loud music.
    HCP, are you saying you really did not know I'm a woman? Or that you call everyone bro even if female? Or that being gay means I'm really a male? Or that you want me outta here?
    Two hermaphrodites? Platyhelminthes have you beat by a mile.
    Platyhelminthes are hermaphroditic flatworms with flexible bodies. They have five male organs down one side and five female organs down the other. They could theoretically have sex 10 times at once. Gay, straight, and mixed. And auto. They can fertilize their own eggs. If the worm does not like a particular male's sperm, she can suck it right out. No fertilization. I know a lot of women who wish they could do that.
     
  6. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Yes, the guy who 90 percent of us assume this thread is about wants you gone......you just remind him of it. He said bro cuz he's been acting extra manly to compensate.
     
  7. oldfisherman

    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    No member name yet, but we found a picture of him.

    Does anyone recognize this basketball fan?

    funny-basketball-pictures-3 =2011 (1).jpeg
     
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    ripcityboy Well-Known Member

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  9. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    El Prez.

    Goddammit, I knew it!
     
  10. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Nah. I've been a relative hermit the past few weeks.
     
  11. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Swayed I am not.
     
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  12. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    besides, Kingspeed is on the east coast, so its probably someone out there. :MARIS61:
     
  13. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Mixum!
     
  14. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    You're a woman?
     
  15. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    She and I would go to the same strip clubs, no?
     
  16. crandc

    crandc Well-Known Member

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    No. I don't go to strip clubs. Don't need to.
     
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  17. Hobbesarable

    Hobbesarable Cartoon Character

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    So, now you're referring to your hand as "someone who regularly posts in the forum." :dry:
     
  18. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    FIFY
     
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  19. blue32

    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    such troll much wow.

    one hunna!

    well done.
     
  20. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    There is a guy who goes by Bones....and Eric was in Bones so that might be a clue
     

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