Greatest soccer goal calls in history of mankind

I don't watch soccer, but I would watch every game and probably learn Spanish if this guy called every game

 

I'd play chess all the time if Kate Beckinsale wanted to play strip chess with me, but I still find it boring in general.

 

What does that have to do with the great goal call?

 

Someone would have to watch the videos to comment on that. Sam Elliott could read the classifieds and make them interesting. I assume that is the point here but it is still soccer so me no looky.

 

For me it's the goal and not the call. Since we're in America and it's such a young soccer culture, the commentary's lacking.
As a Man City fan, that still brings tears to my eyes. Greatest single moment in PL history.

 

I don't understand how a fan of basketball can shit on soccer because of flopping.. They're pretty much exactly the same in that regard. Except that simulation is penalized more in soccer than it is in basketball.

 

Whatever.... Sergio Aguero punks OUT when I play with him on FIFA.

 

Probably a calf injury knowing him. Stay away from Wayne Rooney though..... hit the wrong button and he'll turn into Shrek.

 

Basketball is following soccer in this regard, and its why blake griffin, chris paul, james hardon, and draymond green have zero fucking respect from me and they all fucking suck in my eyes.

 

He does another one with Eye of the Tiger, that might actually be better