Funny 2016 edition of the House of Random

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

    St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.

    The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven. After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

    'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

    'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

    St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

    'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer ?
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Can't believe I never saw this. I know I didn't because I would have given it a like and then mentioned how now you look eerily like your avatar!
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I reich that.
     
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    Dude that burger king guy is fucking creepy.
     
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    Creepiest First Pitch Ever

     
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    Now I would watch this! Finally they did something to make baseball not as boring. Where is @Strenuus, needs to see this.
     
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    @SlyPokerDog is it okay if I post an image from a gruesome bear attack? It isn't that graphic, you can't see blood or anything, but it is horrific to see!?!?! Is it okay?

    Edit: I think I will just spoiler it. Look if you are not that squeamish.

     
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    I don't think anyone will get fired from looking at a bear attack. Post it, lol.
     
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    Just to be safe I put it in the spoiler button.
     
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