Name the single best and worst thing about your job

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    If you mean go out to the car and smoke out I think he is already doing that.
     
  2. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    It's like you know UCD...
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    You should focus more on the kids.

    I'm not quite sure what I mean by that, but I feel like there's a voice from above telling me I should tell you to focus on the children. Today's youth needs the guidance of today's retirees.
     
  4. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Pay him $20/hour and I'm sure he'll give your kids much guidance.
     
  5. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    It corners like a go kart. It needs a lot of work to be good again so I'm torn. Going to an Xterra would be a change, corners he took at 50 would be 30 if that. My brakes have lasted forever, barely need them if you time the lights.
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Why pay UCD $20/hour to corrupt my kids when the pretty college girls do it for less than half the price?
     
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    Those ain't college girls.

     
  8. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Those ain't even girls.

    barfo
     
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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Hey, I'm already corrupting them pretty much for free.......
     
  10. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Dog, this scares me. You really ARE a stalker! BTW.......I really hate it when you leave nose prints from pressing up against at my car window......they're really annoying....once the smoke clears......
     
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    He's never seen a car tire he didn't need to piss on
     
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    Best thing: The easy access to cocaine.

    Worst thing: Sex with old women.
     
  14. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    That would be so opposite of how I'd feel.
     
  15. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    So.......you're saying you work hard in a whorehouse south of the border........????
     
  16. SlyPokerDog

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    I told you good things would happen once you became a mod.
     
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    Work hard to get hard is the motto here at Banana Slings.
     
  18. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Is that in Pahrump? I just saw on the news how butthurt Pahrump is over a Disney show calling it a dump. It truly is.
     
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    Watching kids become players.

    Parents (none of them know the rules)
     
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    My buddies and i used to play ymca basketball every year just for fun. One of my best friends is 6 ft 6 can handle the ball, dunk, play down low and shoot 3s he was on the high school team. We were like 15. Parents would try to start fights with him and he would bark back at parents outrageously saying he fouled everyone (not true, he was just bigger than everyone else at the time).

    Parents are fucking assholes in kids sports
     
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