Gasol considers freezing his sperm.

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  1. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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  2. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Discussion of non-Blazer player's jizz should probably be labeled OT. Just sayin'...

    BNM
     
  3. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I hope discussion of any players jizz, Blazer or not, is not only labeled OT, but never talked about.
     
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  4. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    We have a whole forum dedicated to the Utah Jizz
     
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    Yeah its supposed to be outta your system pretty quickly. Just use condoms while there
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    He might be a Blazer in a few weeks, so it might be on topic jizz discussion.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I hope he knows that the sperm is frozen after it leaves the body.

    barfo
     
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    The late great comedian Robert Schimmel used to have a hilarious bit called Ghost Jizz about emergency resuscitation. Still one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I really miss that man.

    P.S. Good luck icing your seed, Pau.
     
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    Best. Thread. Title. Ever.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    See you guys again in 10 years.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Mark Cuban is ready to help out!

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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Gasol shall now and forever be known as Jizzol.
     
  13. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Pau Jizz-cicle?
     
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    A DQ Jizzard?
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I'm surprised kingspeed didn't break this news with the title, "I froze the sperm of an NBA player".
     
  17. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    He'll start a thread when he thaws it.

    BNM
     
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    My first thought was popsicles. I didn't want to think of it though, I promise. I'd much prefer one made out of juice. I mean, I would very much prefer one made out of juice.
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    It still would be. Man Juice.
     

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