Gasol considers freezing his sperm.

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    Discussion of non-Blazer player's jizz should probably be labeled OT. Just sayin'...

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    I hope discussion of any players jizz, Blazer or not, is not only labeled OT, but never talked about.
     
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    We have a whole forum dedicated to the Utah Jizz
     
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    Yeah its supposed to be outta your system pretty quickly. Just use condoms while there
     
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    He might be a Blazer in a few weeks, so it might be on topic jizz discussion.
     
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    I hope he knows that the sperm is frozen after it leaves the body.

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    The late great comedian Robert Schimmel used to have a hilarious bit called Ghost Jizz about emergency resuscitation. Still one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I really miss that man.

    P.S. Good luck icing your seed, Pau.
     
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    Gasol shall now and forever be known as Jizzol.
     
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    Pau Jizz-cicle?
     
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    A DQ Jizzard?
     
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    I'm surprised kingspeed didn't break this news with the title, "I froze the sperm of an NBA player".
     
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    He'll start a thread when he thaws it.

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    My first thought was popsicles. I didn't want to think of it though, I promise. I'd much prefer one made out of juice. I mean, I would very much prefer one made out of juice.
     
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    LoL!
     
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    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    It still would be. Man Juice.
     
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