Search for the Color Commentator

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    But since we hired Kevin Calabro we need to hire someone also named Kevin for the color commentator so we can have Kevin and Kevin
     
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    well...he did just publish a children's book...that's a game changer! I love Sheed and think he'd be an awesome color guy. He's into music production and Dame's an up and coming artist. I would welcome Sheed to Portland. What did Antonio Harvey ever do for us? Compared to Sheed...nothing
     
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    Color commentator/dance coordinator - Kevin Federline.
     
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  7. Chris Craig

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    now this guy would make a broadcast team hilarious!
     
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    Kevin Nealon..."Apparently they use that round orange thing and it keeps the visual focus on the groin area...I've used that tactic myself with great success!"
     
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    Kevin Calabro: The Blazers bring it up half court. They have to pick up the pace. They've become lackadaisical.

    Kevin Bacon: "I'm obsessed with Zombies. I like watching zombie movies and I read zombie books."
     
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    The colorman has to be funny. The only semi-funny guys named in this thread so far are Snapper and Walton. As I said in the It's Calabro! thread,

     
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    Snapper was funny? I remember him as good, but never as funny. Actually other than Rice I am not sure there are any funny color commentators in the NBA.
     
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    Mychal Thompson and Marques Johnson had many laughs per game in their years paired with Calabro. I read that Thompson is still funny as the Laker colorman. Snapper's chemistry with Walton is legendary. Mike Rice, and Jerry Reynolds of Sacramento, are funny. The rest try, but it doesn't come naturally.
     
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    Uh-oh. That could spell trouble.
     
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    Have you thrown your hat in the ring? With your extensive Idaho experience it seems like a natural.
     
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    Get the real thing, Alan Crabbe. I'm a poor facsimile. He's the natural.
     
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    He was passionate
     
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    I wish Rice could go back to his old gig -- Wheels' sidekick.
     
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    McGowan just started following him on twitter....AND he's from Kent Wa.
     
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    He would be fun. Too bad he is not really an option.
     

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