It's because you wouldn't acknowledge LA as the NBA star you had sex with. His ego couldn't handle it.
Damn. Local kid makes it big on Fox TV show. Talk about moving up from humble beinnings. The only local I knew that was famous was that model from Scappoose who was banging Ryan Seacrest.
LaMarcus couldn't handle running into him at so many games. I say we keep an eye on the crowd during Spurs games against teams other than the Blazers. In fact, we should check the tapes from last year to see how many games KingStalker went to.
Former Beaver and lesser of the two between him and Burns product Kellen Clemens, Derek Anderson from Scappoose carved out a relatively successful NFL career.