Evan Turner becomes a Blazer

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  1. OSUBlazerfan

    OSUBlazerfan Writing Team

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    Why were we in a rush?

    “They said, ‘We’ll give [Parsons] until 6 a.m., and if he doesn’t say yes, we want you for sure,’ ” Turner told the Globe Friday. “I didn’t know much I was going to make. It was so random. I could make $12 million a year or I could make $18 million.”
     
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    That shit better not be true. If it is then Olshey is an idiot.
     
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  3. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    "so, uh, Evan...about that 70M...Psyche! It's actually starting at 10.5M, but you'll average 12M a year. We want you, baby!"
     
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    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    It seems that Evan has a really good sense of humor. Maybe he can do color commentating from the court!
     
  5. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Turner shoots 34.1% from the corner three spots. Career he's 35.9% from the corner. His midrange game is no worse than LaMarcus's. For a player who is only assisted 30% of the time in the two point area, he only picked up 7 offensive fouls last year. By way of comparison, Aminu picked up 16 last year.

    In fact...

    http://bkref.com/tiny/s18M0

    Evan Turner versus Aminu.

    If we're shipping out Aminu to make room for someone else or as part of a package to get someone like (say) Kanter, we have replaced Aminu with a slightly less chaotic version of Aminu.
     
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    Turner was also quoted saying he'd rather play in Boston but he came here for the money. This shit is awful.

    Olshey is an absolutely awful GM when it comes to free agency. Absolutely, horrifically, awful... Parsons probably chose to sign in Memphis because we put a fucking 6am deadline on it.
     
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    Pinwheel1 Well-Known Member

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    Exactly who was he talking to when he said it? Boston?
     
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    Exactly. Who were we in competition in that was beating a path to his door? He didn't even know his own value and $12M would have been within his range. What a massive overpay.
     
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    Evan Turner @18 mil a year??? Was this decision made in an act of drunkenness?
     
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    I figured it out!!! It's a Harry Potter thang.

    See, Neil wanted a highlight reel player and

    EVAN MARCEL TURNER
    rearranged is
    NEVER TURN CAMERA!!!!

    that dude's worth $70 mil, easy!!

    Unfortunately, what it really means is that Evan's parents love Macintosh computers...
    EVAN MARCEL TURNER
    rearranged is
    NEVER RETURN A MAC
     
  11. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Five minutes after we were told equal money isn't enough, we pay more for someone than the other team after him. Fuck this line of thinking that suddenly it all has to be about basketball and personality and shit. Neil wanted a guy. He paid more for that guy. He got that guy. If we could have magically paid Parsons more, I bet we'd have him. But we couldn't. All things being equal, guys don't come here. So we paid the tax.
     
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    bulls_with_booz We're Selfish

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    How can anybody justify this

    This is incredibly bad.
     
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    I think it's reasonable to give him some kind of deadline. We offered him the max, so who do you want to play for? We can't afford to wait around for days and days while our secondary targets get tied up.
     
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    Evan Turner got Wes Mathews money..in that comparison, we got a better, younger player than Wes...and Wes wanted that much after he was injured. It's all good.
     
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    We would've known after the meeting with the Grizzlies.
     
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    You guys do know there were 6 teams after Turner including teams with lots of cap space. Do you think we get him for 12?
     
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    bulls_with_booz We're Selfish

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    Paying for this bum ass ET lookin SlyPokerDog who sounds like he gargles razor blades, on a good team he's a sixth man
     
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    Everyone is complaining that this guy doesn't have a 3 pt shot. If he did, he probably would've gotten the max too. lol

    We just gotta hope he develops one, the same way Aminu did.
     
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    I'm so fucking pissed that in this big offseason the biggest acquisition is gonna be Evan fucking Turner...
     
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