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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    We match Nets offer to Crabbe.

    Nets offer $80mill contract to Harkless.

    We match that.

    Nets offer $80mill contract to Meyers.

    We match that.

    PA tells Olshey not to trade anyone.

    Team loses in the first round.

    Hit by massive tax penalty.

    Blazers file BK.

    Judge orders franchise sold during BK hearing.

    Paul Allen's sister buys team, moves them to Seattle.

    PA & sister laugh manically on yacht, evil plan to move team to Seattle worked.

    Fucking Nets.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Jul 8, 2016
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Sly licks balls all the way to the bank.

    Don't shoot the messenger.

    Dogs like balls. Sniffing them. Licking them. Biting them. Carrying them. Chewing on them.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Jul 8, 2016
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    Fucking NYET...lol
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    He licks where his balls used to be.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    THey would offer Meyers 80 million and we laugh and hang up.
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    This.
     
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  7. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    It's disturbing how much you guys like to fantasize about my balls.

    And don't bother replying, if I wanted come back I'd reach down and wipe it off of your chin.
     
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  8. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I don't care about your balls. I'm much more interested in your red rocket.
     
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  9. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    :MARIS61:
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    why would you spit on someone's chin?
     
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  11. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Sensing a trend...hmmmm
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Cool. Good detective skills bro.
     
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    People talk about your balls cuz they're hard to avoid. Your hang-down is at your cankles.
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    So.... The only question is who banged Sly first: PT or KS?
     
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  15. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Detective? Just memory of one of the most closeted things I'd ever read. I let it go then, now I encourage you to search your soul for the truth. Happiness is being your true self.
     
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  16. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I just held the leash and filmed it.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    How is saying someone is sexy "closeted"? Regardless of sex or orientation, any human being should be able to recognize someone who is attractive.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Also, I'm so glad you "let it go". Cause you know, transgendered people are so terrible to like.
     
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  19. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Ahhhh... now I understand, I'm PokerDog, not Pokemon. I have nothing to do with your ball refilling fantasies.

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  20. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Don't get your panties all twisted. My sister is married to a woman, I don't care what floats your boat. I meant let it go as in I wouldn't mention it because you'll figure it out on your own.
     
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